Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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