can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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