So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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