I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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