She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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