he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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