Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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