i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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