Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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