Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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