Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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