It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What a dumb baby whore.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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