goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
