Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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