the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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