plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
