I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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