Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
