Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.

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(260): View more from Indiana

He went soft

(631): View more from New York

Wait. During?

(260): View more from Indiana

Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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(469): View more from Texas

In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.

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(305): View more from Florida

Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.

(1-305): View more from Florida

God Bless cinco de mayo

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(303): View more from Colorado

Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.

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(813): View more from Florida

How many fucks given?

(770): View more from Georgia

0.12846

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(607): View more from New York

Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n

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