Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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