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• (713): View more from Texas

  eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"

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• (925): View more from California

  you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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• (716): View more from New York

  She's like a pop up book from hell.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.

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• (585): View more from New York

  they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says

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