Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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