Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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