It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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