Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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