Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
what if I'm pregnant?
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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