Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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