a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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