question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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