I skipped work to stalk him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
the room spins SO much faster in panama
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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