your room smells of hookers.
And success
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Lo siento on account of my penis...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
