Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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