Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Randomize
