I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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