Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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