the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
why does every cop we meet know your name?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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