i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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