haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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