covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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