Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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