In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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