This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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