I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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