she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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