Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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