Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex