Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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