Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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