Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
