Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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