You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We have started to decorate penises.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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