he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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