dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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