Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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