that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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