Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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