are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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