i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize