everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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