im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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