Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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