I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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