We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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